Disappointment of Biblical Proportions (a review of the Trump Bible)

As some of my readers may be aware, I am an ‘avid reader’ as the saying goes and a somewhat obsessive book collector. These last few years and certainly since the Plague times; I have become rather fixated on the acquisition of Bibles. Truly I am a Bibliophile in more than one sense of the word and that play on words amuses me no end.

Like many who may read and collect Bibles, I have particular favourite styles and translations. The King James Bible and the Revised Standard Version are classics of course. Examples are easily available and some quite reasonably priced. When it comes to more recent twentieth and twenty-first century publications, I have a particular penchant for the New English Bible and its updated edition the Revised English Bible. I think well of the English Standard Version and I am beginning to find my way around the New International Version.

Earlier this year I became aware of an American Bible being promoted and actively endorsed by the former President of the United States, Mr Donald Trump. This Bible is officially named the ‘God Bless the USA Bible’ but unsurprisingly, it has itself collected several other epithets. It is most commonly known by the remarkably descriptive sobriquet the ‘Trump Bible’ but I have also heard it referred to as the ‘Make America Great Again’ Bible. I suspect there may be more such colloquial embellishments but they are likely to be far from complementary. I am somewhat surprised that it hasn’t been labelled ‘Satan’s Bible’ but it all rather depends on ones political persuasion.

I was quite fascinated by a video on YouTube in which an American Pastor filmed his un-boxing of a copy sent to him. It was a most enlightening presentation and I was greatly surprised at what was depicted. For those of you unaware, this is a reprint of the traditional King James or Authorised Biblical text with an assortment of appended documents.

This ‘appendix’ includes the chorus to a song that I have never heard. This is same song that has given the Bible its name and it is written by a man I had never heard of before now. In order following the song are; the United States Constitution which includes rather ironically the Articles of Impeachment, the Bill of Rights, the Declaration of Independence and the Pledge of Allegiance.

None of these documents have any direct relevance to the Biblical text itself and are in point of fact, rather incongruous in their inclusion. I can only compare it to the possibility of a British publisher producing a King James Bible, with the text of the Magna Carta as an appendix. Yes, those who signed the Declaration of Independence; like those who signed the Magna Carta were all Christians but that is where any connection between the legal documents and the Biblical texts ends. It is all quite ridiculous and the entire contents of this Bible excluding the song lyric are public domain.

When I first became aware of this Bible it was priced at eighty United States Dollars, which equates to less than sixty-five British Pounds. It can be purchased from the official website for sixty United States Dollars, which is less than fifty British Pounds. This may represent a surprising price drop in the last few months but the higher price may have been that charged by book dealers in the USA. The details are unclear.

Whether it is eighty or sixty dollars, this is not a ‘cheap’ Bible. That asking price places it at the lower end of the premier or deluxe market. The Bible itself does not reflect the asking price, whether the higher or the lower. It is not leather-bound but comes in a synthetic, rubberised cover. I am mildly amused that the cover is itself, a light brown or tan colour. I shall refrain from any further comment on that coincidence.

Inside we discover that this is a red letter edition with the words of Christ shown in red. Otherwise the text is itself rather plain and the paper used is of middling quality. True the appendix is presented on a glossy paper but many handling this Bible have complained, as apparently these papers will stick together and sometimes tear. This is very poor.

This should in British Pounds be a ‘nine ninety-nine’ supermarket Bible (that’s less than fifteen US Dollars) but it is absolutely not a premier edition. It is therefore, a ‘cheap’ Bible in respects to quality and with all things considered, a very uninspiring presentation of the Word of God.

IN SEARCH OF THE DERBYSHIRE BREAKFAST – Pyclet Parlour (Derby 2024)

With the end of the Eagle Market in the centre of Derby, the closure and the relocation of many businesses have taken place. One of those that have moved location is the Pyclet Parlour. This eatery is now situated on Sadler Gate and so enjoys much more comfortable surroundings than that of the old Eagle market.

On the first floor of a building now housing Derby Uncovered, a successor it is hoped to the former Derby Heritage Centre, is this unique venue. I cannot bring to mind as I write today, any other outlet in Derby itself, which specialises in the sale and preparation of such delights, as Derbyshire Oatcakes and Pyclets.

The parlour consists of tables along each side of a narrow upper room, with wooden bench like seating. The walls are of bare brick and they are decorated with pictures of Derbyshire. The age of the building is celebrated by allowing the structure to be displayed so prominently. The room is rustic, rather cottage like and it is an ideal setting to enjoy a local county delicacy.

I have visited the parlour on more than one occasion. I have sampled various items from the menu and I have enjoyed an excellent pot of Earl Grey tea on each visit. Their interpretation of a breakfast is as I hope my readers appreciate, quite different from that usually found in the nearby local cafes. This is because and as I am sure you may have guessed, the breakfasts feature prominently an oatcake or a pyclet.

The oatcake or pyclet provides the base upon which the breakfast is served. The eggs are perfect or certainly to my taste anyway, the mushrooms are of good quality and the cheese topping cannot be faulted. The prices at the Pyclet Parlour are fair and the meals are as a whole, of good value.

This is not your typical cafe and it is no greasy spoon. This is a charming, perhaps rather quaint venue that celebrates Derby and Derbyshire gastronomically. When dining at the Derby Pyclet Parlour we taste our history and we support a heritage of worth.

Facebook Page for the Derby Pyclet Parlour

https://www.facebook.com/thederbypycletparlour

Facebook Page for Derby Uncovered

https://www.facebook.com/derbyuncovered

IN SEARCH OF – THE DERBYSHIRE BREAKFAST

https://www.facebook.com/groups/609605411357073

A lack of professional empathy

Earlier this year in May or June of 2023, we had a Healthcare Assistant join us on the ward from the staffing pool. A pleasant young woman and quite an easy to get along with sort. She shared with us a tale about her experience of another unrelated unit but at the same hospital. Her story I found personally not simply shocking but professionally disappointing.

The young lady in question had a year or so before, found her sister dead at home. She did not give the precise details or expand on the matter. I was left with the opinion and it seemed quite understandable to me, that she found the matter difficult to talk about. The death of her sister was not an expected one and finding her dead on the sofa of the family home, was clearly a distressing experience. Yet it was what she told me next that truly shocked me.

The young lady went on to describe how on returning to work, she was asked to perform the ‘last offices’ for a deceased patient. This requires close personal contact, the washing of the deceased and dressing them in some appropriate garment.

This procedure she did not feel ready to perform and asked to be excused. Her request was shockingly, declined. With embarrassed laughter apparently, the staff nurse present told her to carry on. The HCA did do just that, as best as she could anyway. Despite being close to tears, emotionally unstable and feeling with justification in my opinion, professionally unsupported. She bravely carried on and she did her best.

I am not impressed by this lack of professional support, empathy or understanding. I remember all too well how I felt when my brother died, because he took his own life. That awful loss triggered a mental breakdown and when I eventually returned to work, I was unable to care for the dying or the dead, for almost a year. Wounds like that and memories of a very difficult situation, can run very deep.

 It disappoints me that a fellow healthcare professional and indeed a fellow nurse, should have shown such a lack of understanding. That they whosoever they were, should be so lacking in empathy. It is said that time heals, not all wounds perhaps but many we hope. Clearly the young woman in question, needed time to come to terms with her own tragic loss.

On a personal level and I hope to God that if I should face a similar situation, I can support my team. I pray that I am suitably sympathetic to their own personal difficulties and that I do not let them down when they need my empathy.